'I wish' .... My pet could talk because I have been dying to know _____!
*if you don't have a pet, what would you want to know*
Well, Bret and I do not have a pet, although I call Bret "chicken," but I do not literally think he is an animal so...
I wish that A) I had a pet and B) if my pet could talk I would want to know:
- Were you a different animal in another lifetime?
- Is there a god of some sort for pets? A cow maybe? An eagle?
- What does human food taste like to you? Is it tasty or do you like to eat it just because you are not suppose to? Like drinking before 21...
- Speaking on drinking, is there something in the animal work that gets you "drunk"?
- Do you understand human talk?
- Why do dogs lick themselves? It is nasty. That needs to stop. You know, I really don't want to know why. Just pass on the message that it's not ok.
- Do you ever wish you were human like people wish they could fly?
- Do you think you are pretty or do you think the way you look is unattractive?
- What do you look for in a mate?
Yeah... I think that will do for now. I might come up with some more questions later, who knows!
Happy Hump Day everyone!
Hope you guys have a wonderful Wednesday!
If you are interested in joining in on the Wishful Wednesday fun, please stop by Kelsey's website @ The Seattle Smith's for all the details. She loves new friends and would love for you to join in on the weekly "get me over the hump" fun!
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How funny. I wonder sometimes what pets think of us. Or if life for them is really a lot more like Animal Farm than we realize.
Alright lady, YOU ARE HILARIOUS! Will you come to Seattle so we can play?!?!?!
I loved the food questions because I have always wondered about eating the same darn thing everyday. Secondly, the mate question is great too! You're creative and need to help me brainstorm new topics. That's your assigned job for the next month :)
i wonder if my pets think i make them do ridiculous things
I've wondered some of those things soo many times! I mean, are they really as insecure about their appearances as some of us are? And I so often wonder if they want to be human or if they think we're really weird! You're too funny!
I just stopped by your blog, again this evening, and I just noticed how you are kinda my pimp to find me new friends! Thanks for the laugh, hubby and I had fun reading your list together!
lol...your hilarious, my favorite:
'is there something in the animal world that gets you drunk?'
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