Okay - I did my 9/11 spill and now I would like to change the mood of this post because sad posts make me well, sad. I haven't posted any texts from last night in a long time and I feel like laughing. Who's with me!? For those of you who are new to my blog and have no idea what I am talking about, there is a website (www.textsfromlastnight.com) where people submit text messages they have sent and received. It is pretty hilarious. The #'s in parentheses are the area codes the texts came from. Enjoy!:
- (403): You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.(1-403): at least i was looking out for everybody
- (434): KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
- (631): I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
- (484): So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
- (715): I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
- (973): Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
- (615): In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
- (920): I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
- (716): i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
- (512): he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
- (567): we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
- (620): My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
- (480): You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
- (412): I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Happy Friday to all my BB's! I hope you guys have a GREAT weekend!
5 comments:
I just love texts from last night! It's always just a great way to brighten up any moment! Happy Friday! :)
I have never heard of that site before...too funny! Have a awesome weekend!
ha, i love that site! haven't been on there in a long time though...thanks for sharing :)
hope you have a great weekend!!
I just found your blog and saw your "last night's texts." Those always crack me up :)
Hope you have a great weekend!
thanks for your comment!! How sweet are you?! Look forward to reading more about you guys!!
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