Good Morning Americans... (and everybody else!)

In the words of Paul Harvey, "It's Friday!"

It's a good day - well, ALL Fridays are good days but I like today even more because today, Mr. Mathis and myself have been married for 1 year and 4 months. Yippee! Silly to count the months, I know, but it makes me smile on the inside... well, on the outside as well.

Let's start out with some humor, shall we?

Text from last night at its finest:

• (562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
• (360): I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
• (208): I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
• (262): I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me". (262): I am the king of creep.
• (678): I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
• (540): I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
• (732): some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
• (304): apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
• (440): I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
• (904): SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
• (603): turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
• (508): I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
• (301): You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.(240): Why does tequilla always make you text me?
• (732): My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
• (814): To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more

My new blog layout is almost complete - Super excited! Becca over at Lovely Yellow Ribbons is doing an amazing job! I cannot wait for the finish product so I can display it. YEAH!
You guys have any fun weekend plans? Not much happening here. Hanging out with friends, pool + fajitas, going to see G.I. Joe with Mr. B and just relaxing. This time next week I will be sitting in the Houston airport getting ready to meet my hubs in LAS VEGAS! Yeah!
I hope you all have a fabulous weekend!