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THANK GOODNESS IT IS FRIDAY!! I have made it through another slow week and I am ready to move on to the weekend! YIPPEE!! It is going to be a great weekend and I am super excited! Friends, Drinks, Pool and Tattoos! yeah! I hope everyone else is just as excited about their weekend as I am :)

How about some Texts From Last Night to get the day started, eh?

• (508): those are such fre$h shoes(1-508): going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
• (239): Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
• (610): I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
• (336): Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
• (404): "tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
• (703): So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.(1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
• (610): We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
• (402): P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
• (402): he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
• (405): I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
• (484): Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah(215): Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
• (773): before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
• (302): Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
• (972): some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
• (757): 6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
• (224): bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
• (386): i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
• (301): I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
• (323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?(1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?(323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
• (707): OMG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.(1-707): Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
• (401): THAT'LL be a good time. (401): and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
• (858): I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
• (515): i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
• (480): My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet

Happy Friday everyone! Have a fun and safe weekend!