The Mathis': Sad Day - Text Friday

Before I begin with the humor of texts from last night, I have to say I am very sad about Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson both. Farrah went through a tough battle with cancer and Michael just had a tough life in general and I think the entertainment world has suffered a major loss losing not only them, but Ed McMahon this week as well. I ask that if you have negative feelings about any of these people, especially Michael Jackson, please keep them to yourself. There are people, families, fans out there who are truly hurt by these deaths.

On a lighter note - Text from last night time!

(914): i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
(406): Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.(1-406): Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
(325): I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
(847): Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
(832): Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
(303): Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
(330): I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
(937): oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
(949): if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
(360): I don't think brook has ever known best
(805): Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
(402): South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
(407): im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes(1-407): i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
(508): help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
(678): xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
(618): here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
(206): got weed?(425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.(206): sorry mom...
(416): Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up